Awkward Hoot Owl

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xX❀drag it❀Xx

                       *Pollen accidentally enters body*

                      Immune system: What the hell is that?

                      Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-

                      Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK

                      Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-

                      Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES

                      Pollen: The what?

                      Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates? 

                      Immune system: ALL OF THEM.

                      Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-

                       [Dramatic music]

                      Me: *Sneezes*
                    
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How I Became the Sea Instrumental

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trust:

im the man who had the cheese
im the man who had the jerky
we put em both together
and yeah it really workey
cheese jerky
say what say what

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jellyfishonanescalator:

ohanameansfandom:

katieisgettingthere:

a: Jared Padalecki eats rainbow string candy with chopsticks

b: Jared Padalecki is a 6 year old child

“rainbow string candy” dude that shit is gay bacon strips

I understood that reference

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youretheskythatifellthrough:

❞ Music allows me to taste the sky and dream in color.

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sawsbuckcoffee:

dont fucking sass me youtube

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livelikewwolves:

Agnes portraying night blogging

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